Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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