so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
