There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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