My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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