Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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