thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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