Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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