with your own penis?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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