I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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