He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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