last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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