I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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