If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.