Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?