I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.