I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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