i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
