Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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