I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Randomize
