are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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