Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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