NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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