i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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