I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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