Buhtt sex?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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