one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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