I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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