he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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