I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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