SEEEEXXX PLEASE
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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