come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I deserve this hangover.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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