so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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