I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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