i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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