we made out on top of his cat.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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