escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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