You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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