well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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