try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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