Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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