remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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