I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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