Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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