whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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