You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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