On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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