The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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