We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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