She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Everyone says I win the strip club
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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