This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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COCAINE IS GR8
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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