My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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