some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You were trust falling into bushes
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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