So drunk, too bad you don't want this
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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