What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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