You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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