went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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