I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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