So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize