do herpes really smell.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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