How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
smell my finger.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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