JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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